No Easy Lunch...

Disclaimer: If anyone felt offended, I'm truly sorry... Sumimase...

Lunch is one of the most important meal of the day... But when Puasa month come... One famous phrase... Here we go again...

Last year was... Quite OK since I don't have class in the evening. When we go back to Tmn. Siswa, at least we can stop by at the Chinese store to grab a very Full bite...

NOW!!!

Newsflash people!!! Staying back is part of everyday job. And since there are NO food sold in the canteen... The only thing left to do is... (gggrrrrrr......) Starve to death.

Not to shabby I think. So I think I resort to another method to curb this problem... £Cooking£

Yet, tomorrow will be my first "no" lunch time. And yet, I have yet the time to cook anything. (Thnx for arriving back late...) Thinking and pondering...

Forget tomorrow. ... The nnext following days... I'm going to have to wake up... Early in the morning... VERY EARLY IN THE MORNING...

This would be one of the most toughest month though... And yet, I have yet to felt the fear before I experiance it...

Oh NO!!! My ASS...

Let me say one more time.... MY ASS!!!

Let's see the Ass I have... Hmm... Big... Many... Incomplete... Oh NO!!! I'm going to have some of the worst day of my life.

I have 3 Asses... That's right... 3. I have one completed Ass... And 3 uncompleted ass... Yup...

These asses would be really a pain in the ass... Get what I mean...

Before the 4 day holiday, I have found the articles... However, my groups still have a lot unfinished buisness... I thought to myself. At least I can do my reflection (article review) in these holidays... However my groups still have not narrow down the article I need to write review... What am I supposed to do?

That's why I'm in a situation, whereby my ASS is in a standstill... I can't do anything...even if I wanted to...

Will I finish my ASS in time?

Embrace the Red Carpet...

Have you ever stood in front of thousands...(Actually only 100) of people where you and a team of professional (Actually novice more like) actors acting and recieve credict for it? It is one of the most best night I have in my entire life..



Prerparing almost for 16 hours, our bodies have all comlpletely used up all the field. I took a "little" nap while dining in some chocolate (Actually the chocolate is a prop of the play and I'm just eating it up!!!) Yup... Getting fat is the only way to destress... (So I think...Hehehe)

2 Hours before the play...

I put on the make up... And this will be (hopefully) the last time I put on make up. Do you know how irritating the make up is? I felt very... Unnatural. But unfortunately, I have to bear it...

Helping on the candles is another thing. We are decorate the entrance with candles, and we ditch the lights... It would be really wonderful if it is a success... "IF" that is... But the IF got way out... It seems the wind is not helping. The light from the candles seems to be gone every few seconds once it is ligten up. Depression, hatred and Anger towards mothernature is all we have...

1 Hour before the play...

Dinner's here... And ... Did I mention the make up is a pain in the ass? It is SOOOO DAMN HARD TO EAT WITH THE MAKE UP ON!!! I believe this really ruin the make up... Big time.

1/2 hour before the play...

The final touch up for the LOST make up (thanks for the food) is done. Sweat is all over me... and... Wait a minute... WHERE IS MY Moustache?

5 minutes before the play...

Again... WHERE THE HELL IS MY MOUSTACHE???? Where is the moustache guy???


The time when the play SHOULD START!!!

Finally, he's here... BUT NOT THE AUDIENCE?!!! Temper and anxiety runs throughout the stage crew, cast and etc.

"Where in the world are they? This is Plasamy!!! A show with NO Audience??!!! Oh Why?!!! Why must there be a show with no adience?!!!" Quoted and Edited by Shylock, the Merchant of Venice.


10 minutes... After the exact time...

THE HALL IS (Half) FULL with audience!!! MY GOODNESS!!! Tension people... tension!!! However, we able to pull out the strings.. (Almost) perfectly...


During the play...
There were laughter... Distraction (Thank you so much Mr. Ram...) and also fun. I am enjoying myself and also the others... Scene after scene, Act after act... Finally...


The huge applause we have been waiting for!!! Some even stood up while gave us cheer... From our juniors... Our lecturers... Everything... Even the Vice Directer quoted my line..."I'm speechless!!!"

A rough journey finally paid off!!! We have succeeded the play, and deserve the applause... And with the spotlight shine upon me... It is my time...

To embrace the red carpet...

(~0~) Mr. Yong searves delicious lunch!!!

I always vist this shop, but I never review it... Now's my chance...



Born Chinese, I would also love to indulge on Chinese food. However, nothing can be compare to my favorite Mr. Yong Tao Fu from Ampang!!!



Popular for many years, Mr. Yong has always my favorite. But after eating today, guess I have to give him the credict he desearved...



Oh and FYI...

1) Mr. Yong Tau Fu is one of Chinese delicacies... There are also other races wo makes it in Pasar Malam... But this place in Ampang is still the best...

2) Ther REAL Mr. Yong Tau Fu is made of Tofu... (Obviously) and i has many ways of cooking it... Together with many side dishes...

3) The differance between Pasar Malam Mr. Yong Tau Fu and Ampang's Mr. Yong Tau Fu is huge... Mostly Pasar Malam's one have too much side dishes that is irreleant to the original one... Such as meat balls, sea pack etc. It has become more to Steamboat...






Food Review on Mr. Yong Tau Fu from Amapang:


1) Enviroment: 3 / 10

Oh... Why is that? To be honest, the place is extermely hot when the cook is just right beside you. The place has n air conditioner, and very limited space for parking and eating...(Cause it is too popular) Anyway, they should think of expanding theirrestaurant and make it more condusive to eat.




2) Food Tasting:


Fried Dumplings (Sui Gao): 10/10
I would highly recomend anyone to eat this one... The best of all... The fried taste together with the stuffing inside complete this meal... UMAI~~~




Water Dumpling (Sui Gao) : 9/10

Not as good as th fried one... But this is also extremely nice. I would say it is next to this.




Fu Zhok: 10/10

Again this is one of my favorite... Yong Tau Fu is nothing is you don't ave this... The fish within together with the crispy Fu zhok at the outside makes it wonderful. It is not like the pasar malam brand, where the Fu Zhok is soaking wet and not that good...



Tau Fu (Fried and Steam) : 8/10

As a lover of Tau Fu, Yong Tau Fu is nothing without Taufu...(Of Course, it IS NOT Yong Taufu When there are no Taufu...) The taste? Undescribabley delicious.

Vege-Yong: 7/10

The Vege Yong taufu style consist of Ladyfingers, eggplant, bittergod and chilli. Why is it Yong's style? Because it insert fish meat into the vege, causing it to taste even better... Besides Bittergod and Chilli, the other 2 searve the it right. Good but not THAT great...

In conclusion, this store is seriously one of the best... Anyone should try it. But sorry for the Muslim, it is not Halal. You'll have a good lunch with Mr. Yong!!!

Faster than M16...

Have you seen anythingfire much more faster than M16... I do... And I have been shot by it stimultaniously... (Wait... That means I should be in heaven...)

RIP... Bjay Ang. As a rememberence of... Choy choy choy!!!

Anyway, I went to some of my relatives house.. And we talk... and talk... and talk.. and talk... Actually, I'm not the one talking...

My relative is 80 y.o. And she is holding one of the most powerful weapon of all... "Mouth".

Using her latest device... she shot me stimultaniously using "the mouth" by talking non stop... t keeps going on... and on... and on.. and on...

I? I keep nodding my head... nodding my head... Humming... Gave a weak laugh... etc..

This situation goes on for 30 minutes... And Idon't even know what the hell she's telling... IT is the WORSE...

So next time... When you meat an old man/old lady, make sure you would counter their weapon by saying... "Boy... I just thought of something... See ya." But when they engage their weapon... It is hard to dodge.

~Umai~... Oishi~ ~_~

Konichiwa!!! Watashiwa... Bjay-kun... Yoroshiku Onegai shimasu...

And I'm going to review the latest food and beverage I have tried today... Japanese food lovers will definately love it. Shogun Japanese Buffet Restaurant located at One Utama, PJ.

After stepping in... I'm completely bewildered with the awesome variety of food located inside... Supremely amazing... Here is my score and coments about the restaurant.


1) Food Variety - 10/10
Totally... Their variety widely spread... From Tepanyaki, to Sushi... From raw... To deep Fried... From soup to mee... And also Soba to Teriyaki... You name it... It have almost every single Japanese traditional food inside...

2) Enviroment - 9/10
Air conditioned and won't feel hot... You can also choose the out side garden... It depends... So I say it is real good.

3) Food Tasting - Review from plate to plate...

Hot Dish - 9/10
Yup... Seriously Umai~ (In another dimension)..... (Back online) Their hot dish covers a wide variety of seafood... My personal favorite... Grilled Sashimi... (aka. Ray) Supremely outstanding.

Deep Fried Corner - 7/10
A bit dissapointing. It is extremely nice, however, when you keep eating deep fried stuff... Your toungue will go... "Blurgh... I can't take another bite..."

Tepanyaki - 9/10
One word... Oishi~~~ (Drop into another dimension... Again... Then back up) You can choose from wide variety of raw meat and seafood together with wide variety of Soba and mushrooms... Outstandingly perfect... Yo'll see the cook preform the cooking... I highly recomend this corner...

Sushi - 8/10
As a profesional Sushi lover... I would say this is not that good...(T_T) The rice given is too little... And the raw fish given was just...so~so... Pretty dissapointing on the Sushi... Really...

Raw Section - 2/10
Maybe it is just my bad luck... The one I taste was... Extremely unfresh... I even pull out from the dish... I don't know about you guys... But it is a no-no for me...

Soup Section - Too full to taste...
Yup... That is seriously sux... I am seriously too full for it..

Dessert Section - 9/10
Supremely... UMAI~~~~~ (Fall into another dimension... Why must I always fall into another dimension) The cakes there is simple marvelous and I would love the Tiramisu extremely...

Overall tasting... 8/10


In Conclusion... Really really supremely... So fantastically Marvelous... Highly recomeded to all!!! Especially when your carving for Japanese food... UMAI~~~~~~ (I'm out of this world)

Busted...

When you're playing NFS: Most Wanted, you'll definately know this term... Once you have been chase by cops, you'll have to get away from there. Or else... You'll be caught by them. Go fast and let them chill out... They'll let you off...

But in real life situation... Once you're busted... GAME OVER!!!

Watching anime is one of the most biggest sins if I watch it in the house. So in order to watch, you'll have to watch yourself. Unfortunately, my luck went extremely low as I hit a crash just enough to let the "cops" caught me redhanded...

I don't know how long am I going o be "inprisoned" but I think it will be hard to blackmail them...

Home...

The taste of home is far beyond any place in the world... The smell of the wet leaves plants around the house... The coldness of the Air conditioner... The extremely insane speed of MY Internet... All of it is way better than the place I'm staying in Hostel.



One step closer to home..

One step further from freedom...

One step closer to Family...

One step further from parties...

One step closer to tranquility...

One step further from mosquitoes...



I seriously love where my home lies...

Where the bird chips...

Where it is home for delicacy...
Where I can get fat...
Where I can dowload as much as I can...
Where I have no worries of college for a week...
Where I can shout my throats out...

Nothing I can compare to home...
Nothing...

Truth Behind the Mask

Finally, my college play (which is my assignment)has finally over. Being one of the main character is really stress out. I have challenge what is so called impossible for me. As you know, I'm a wacky, funny character. However, in this play I play the sorrowful Antonio. (The title is Merchant of Venice by Shakespere and believe me... You don't want to mess with Shakespere's work... You'll explode understanding his stuff...) The huge contrast in my own character has finally paid of...


I have to hide my wacky face behind the mask...

Let me stress on this... I see a lot mask throughout my life... But thanks to this play, I found out there are much more mask that I ever saw before.

All of my friends who worked in this play and make it successful, I'm seriously thankful. However, I found out that are much more than what's beneth the eyes.


One of my friend who I expect he is fun, socialable person. However, I think I have accidentally crack the mask of his... He became so tension in the process, and tried very hard to create a thick mask to hide his tension. Unfortunately, one day, his mask cracked and unleashed a side I never imagine...


There is even one I thought he is OK with everyone... However, he reveal to me about his disstatisfaction about many stuff in the play. I'm pretty suprise these words came out from his mouth... (I won't say it out to provide privacy)

Another one... How thick will your mask go.. If your BF/GF is in the play... Being others couple? It's tough, but one of my friend has to do it... The mask he/she wearing is extremely thick... And thank God nothingbad happen...

This is the best Mask... There is another "couple" that should be on the play... Both of them are single... However, both have no relationship even aftr the play... Well this is the interesting part... The "she" real character is arragont and hate those who are not "up to her standard". And seriously, the "he" does not up to her standard. However, we can see both of them perform so well in that play... Very well, till we thought those 2 are meant to be together... Again... Her Mask took the important role.

As a conclusion... There is always a mask behind everybody. However, these mask play a very important role on hiding their real personality. It might fit to everybody, however, where would your true self be? Hidden behind the mask? Whatever, but I believe...

Wearing a mask is really... A PAIN IN THE ASS!!!

Ways of Eating Coned Ice Cream

I believe eeryone of you have eaten Ice cream... (Mmm.... Me love chocolate...) Anyway, I need to review of the ways of eating Ice Cream...

There is one kind people which like to eat the top first then to the bottom. They will first indulge into the creamy taste of the cream, filled with sweetness. However, at ast, near the end, there are no more cream but only the cone biscuits. I believe most of the people eat ice cream this way.

However, there are another kind, whereby the start eating from the bottom, gently rising to the top. They first suffer the hardness and crunchy feeling of the cone. Before it finished, they would finally get the taste of the sweet cream on the top. However, when they reach the top, some of the icecream will drip to the floor, making it impossible to eat. Soem even drop the whole ice cream on the floor.

These are 2 kind of people eating ice cream. Now, let us relate it to life. In life, there are harsh moments, and sweet moments. We can compare the harsh moments as the cone, and the sweet moments as the cream.

Most people prefer to suck all of the sweet essense of their life by go party all day and night. At last, they suffer at the end with harsh life and suffer with less income.

Then there is another people, they would preder to go their harsh life first by studying all day and night. At last, near the end, they have enjoyable life with high income etc. HOWEVER, life is always harsh till the end. These people won't have as much enjoyable life like the previous ones. Sometimes, their effort did not pay out either. They might also fail by dropping the whole cream on the ground.

So which kind of person are you?

Me? I'm the special type... First, I suck the top part of the delicious ice cream. But I did not finish all of it. Then I bite the crunchy bottom part. In the way, I felt some of the melted ice cream. So I suck the cream... Finally, I finish the ice cream with sweetness...

Hehe... Guess I'm not normal huh?

Volunteer Army

We have a talk today regarding about recruiting voluntery army. I have notice that the speaker have talk aout the advantages of entering... I find it...

1) Brainwashing
To me, it is actually brainwash people who listen to it. It say all about the good side of the army. Such as videos of skydiving, helding awesome weopon etc. However, it did not show the harshness of the training. The harsh reality that lies behind their lies.

2) Crap and Lies
I believe all that is publish there is a TOTAL LIE!!! Why? Do you honestly think they would spend billions of money on some amateur volunteer army to go parachuting and skydiving? Or even let an amateur to hold all sorts of guns and cannon. You must know how much the cost of the bullet and gunpowder.

3) The Biggest Risk
Why am I saying that? Put it this way. If the country is in trouble, like under attack or something... Who is going to help and fight? Are you able to run away like normal citizen even though you have sign up for this? And the most crucial, but harsh question... Are you willing to THROW your Life in the battlefield if you are DIA?

Based on these arguments, I believe they are just trying to pull members into the organization and yes... Certainly many stay back to become members.

But I wonder how many of them stayed beacuse of intrest of the Military? And howmany are fooled by their Crap and Lies and result of brainwashing?

Why so serious?

Disclaimer: WARNING!!! The story below is PURE FICTION in MY WORLD!!! Any of them happened in the real MOVIES is just mere coincedence. (>O<)


Why so Serious?

Batman walks around the class. All of the student went very silent. His fierce face silent every single hooligan. Every single one is paying dear attention to him... Suddenly...

The Joker arrived.

"Hahaha... Hi Batman." He jumped across the room and stab the Batman at the heart. Batman bleeds to death. Before he dies, the joker whispered something t his ears...

"Why so SERIOUS?!!!" When Batman breath his last breath, the whole class cheered with joy. They know they hate being serious in the class... Tp them, THE JOKER IS THEIR SAVIOUR!!!

"Why so serious? Let's put a smile in that face!!!" THe joker walked out happily with the children.


In life, serious is always a good thing. However, with only the Batman in your heart is always a PAIN IN THE BUTT!!!

Sometimes, you need a Joker too. With a little naughtinest and laugh, you will make your life much more better!!!