Happy Raya Everyone!!!

Yo... Wassup Boys and Gals ...

A big wish to you all have a happy Merry Raya... To the Muslims. Forgive me if I have done anything wrong this year... ( I think I did gua...) Anyway, Have a pleasant Raya and don't gorget my Kuih Raya!!!

Peace! (n_n)v

Malaysian: A side I'm not Proud of...

...nor do I wanted to know about it. Many Foriegn people say Malaysian is very kind, friendly and wanted to help people...

They are dead wrong.

Let me reveal some of the cases I have recently experiance or heard over the past few days.


Case 1: Long story, no solution... (Story of Mr. X)

Mr. X is always doing a lot of side jobs beside his main. He likes to be refree of some games and stuff.

One day, he wanted to attend a competition at the other country. Although he is not invited to be refree, he still insist on going there. He said, he'll pay the flight fee himself. But he is using the company's name to go there (Since the company can buy cheaper air tickets.)

After the competition, the company tries to get back the money. But, let me reveal one of the famous technique use by Mr. X - Excuses.

He gave a long winded excuse... And now, it has been 3 months since the competition, yet more stories kept giving out from his mouth...


Case 2 - I want my $$$.

I just heard this case from the news this morning. It happened in Ipoh, whereby an SMS keep circling around the Malay folks in Ipoh. The chain SMS stated somethinglike this...

"Since Raya is coming, the minister of Perak is giving away free green packets worth RM 50 at (Forgotten where it is)... "

At the stated time, over 500 people are waiting in front of the mentioned place, waiting to get their RM50 Angpau... in green.

It is after that revealed that the SMS is a stupid Prank done by some stupid people in the society. It is completely not true.

Upon hearing that, many have left... (Of course laa...) However... Over 200 people REFUSED to go back. They say they won't leave unless they get their Angpau...

At last, under pressure, the Minister of Perak gave all 200 of the a RM 20 Angpau, as a "treat..."

OK... What can we learn from Malaysian through this true story.

3 things:
Prankster - The one who sent the fake message...
Greedy... - The 500 people
Super hyperbolically Greedy AND stubborn... - The 200 assholes who does not want to leave.

Case 3 - I don't understand the meaning of Q-ing...

Like I said in the last post, I went to Sunway Lagoon... And Boy I see a damn lot of malaysians...

I was Q-ing up for a water slide... (You know, one sit on the tube and slide down and splash?) Yeah that one. After every round, we must return the tube and re-q if you want to sit it one more time.

Of course, the ONLY fun thing in the Water Park is THIS!!! So , there is no doubt that is a heck of a long Q...

Anyway, when we Q up. 4 fellow (Most probably recognize each other) slide down. Upon returning the tube... They just hop over and run back up the Stairs...

The Life guard blow his wistle of course... But those 4 ignore it. At last, the life guard Spring into action, by climbing up the long stairway to catch those bastards and call them to get back in line.

A great experiance... Yet, I am afraid to call myself a malaysian at that moment. There is even some one hich the Life guard did not notice, successfully ran back up the stairs and slide down again...



Aiyayayayayayayayaayayayayayayaya....... Why is this happening? Yet I would say one thing... I won't say I'm proud to be a Malaysian... I would say I am proud of myself... I'm not a TYPICAL Malaysia... =P

Sunway: NO Sun... No Way I'm going again...

A trip that brings back old memories... can be the worst trip you'll ever get.

Seriously, Sunway Lagoon, although it is being rated the no. 1 Theme park in Asia in 2007. It is not has indeed not yet reach the level of the world. TO me... It may be rated as... No. 100 theme park in the world?

Anyway, the rides there are still old school. It hasn't change much since I last went there... (I believe that was in my primary school) Not literally, but there have been new parks installed in it.

For one point... It is still GOD DAMNED EXPENSIVE!!! Furthermore, it is NOT worth it. Let me say this, for the old Theme Park...

The 2 Old Water and Dry park have combined, and they are still using the old rides. I mean, COME ON!!! When will the new rides come? Look at Genting... They keep increasing the number of REAL ACTION rides, (copied from other countries of course).

The Lagoon has definately did not get a chance to change their rides... And neither they plan to... The one's I sit in the 1900's is still exist till now. Now new rides.. No new fun... Game over guys.

But there is a bright side. AJ Hackett... The king of Extreme Sports in the other countries... has invaded Sunway Lagoon. FYI, AJ Hackett is the founder of the Bungy Jump industry and their ropes for the Bungy Jump is reknowned throughout the world.

Although there is NO Bungy Jump in Sunway, there is something really COOL and NEW!!! The G-FORCE is like a reverse Bungy whereby you are sitted in a ball cage and shoot straight up while spinning like a wild Ball...

However, the money is another issue... RM 50 for a Ride!!! This is extra money beside the entrnce fee. So, I can only sit and watch some Mat Salleh experiance the Thrill... T____T

Besides that, Sunway has more Parks tha ever, although they looked... Well... NOT MY TASTE!!!

The Scream Park was a Big Let down. I thought this new Cool park has amazingly new rides... However, it is just 3D movies, whereby you where 3D goggles and watch scary Movies popping out to scare you... Oh.. And a Prison Break Live! Nevetheless... $$$.. The fee of this is the same as going into the Theme Park... Therefore, (singing) Goodbye my lover... Goodbye my friend...

The wildlife park is a Tipu money one, the X treme Park is a place where you can play Expensive games, such as Paintball, Mini 4wDrive, Rock Climbing in a price of one... However, the situation there seems to be lacking... You have to see it to believe it. No professional's are safety there. Just a few young men sitting there... (Sleeping more like) and the tourist are free to roam around...

Warning!!! This is just a precaution... Unless you have not yet been to Sunway Lagoon, DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY!!!

-X Downloading... Access denied X-

CAUTION! A Virus has been detected... Proccessing... Access Denied! Please Try Again Later... LOSER!!!

Just kidding... Anyway, my time here is to talk about downloading stuff from the internet. Believe me, I just got something out of my mind yesterday.

My mum BUSTed me again for downloading anime videos yesterday. And I recieved a very... very... very... Long lecture. But here is some juice on what I heard...

...If you keep downloading from internet, your laptop will kena Virus one day...

This is todays issue. Will download shows from Internet will make your laptop vulnarable to Virus?


In my opinion, if you know the website well, and you have HARDCORE EVIDENCE the website hav no virus, nor the files you download has no virus... Then it is safe.

However, if Popup keep coming up from the website, you will surely ave to abandon that website, cause these popup may be harmful towards your laptop and computers...

Then, there is another thing, Download accelarators! It is a special programme to ease your download, by searching for user with the same programme and download from that.

This my friends, you better avoid it. If the the user your downloading from contain infectious Virus, then say bye bye to your machine... T_T

Then there is File sharing systems. Simplified language... Ares, Limewire etc. Aha... Here's a thought. These are some of the most simplest programme anybody prefer, cause to download something, by using search, you can straight away download it.

But you must remember, you are downloading it from others computer and laptop... If they have Virus, so can you. Take note.


Another way to make sure you are 100% virus proof... Is DON'T download!!! (That is my mum's warning, suggestion... You name it...)

However, we are teenagers... It is impossible laa... =P

Eggs and Gas...

Give it a thought.....

A man eats two eggs each morning for breakfast. When he goes to the grocery store he pays 60 cents a dozen. Since a dozen eggs won't last a week he normally buys two dozens at a time.

One day while buying eggs he notices that the price has risen to 72 cents. The next time he buys groceries, eggs are 76 cents a dozen. When asked to explain the price of eggs the store owner says, "The price has gone up and I have to raise my price accordingly". These store buys 100 dozen eggs a day.

He checked around for a better price and all the distributors have raised their prices. The distributors have begun to buy from the huge egg farms. The small egg farms have been driven out of business. The huge egg farms sell 100,000 dozen eggs a day to distributors. With no competition, they can set the price as they see fit. The distributors then have to raise their prices to t he grocery stores. And on and on and on. As the man kept buying eggs the price kept going up.

He saw the big egg trucks delivering 100 dozen eggs each day. Nothing changed there. He checked out the huge egg farms and found they were selling 100,000 dozen eggs to the distributors daily. Nothing had changed but the price of eggs.

Then week before Thanksgiving the price of eggs shot up to $1.00 a dozen. Again he asked the grocery owner why and was told, "Cakes and baking for the holiday". The huge egg farmers know there will be a lot of baking going on and more eggs will be used. Hence, the price of eggs goes up. Expect the same thing at Christmas and other times when family cooking, baking, etc. happen.

This pattern continues until the price of eggs is 2.00 a dozen. The man says, "There must be something we can do about the price of eggs". He starts talking to all the people in his town and they decide to stop buying eggs. This didn't work because everyone needed eggs.

Finally, the man suggested only buying what you need. He ate 2 eggs a day. On the way home from work he would stop at the grocery and buy two eggs. Everyone in town started buying 2 or 3 eggs a day.

The grocery store owner began complaining that he had too many eggs in his cooler. He told the distributor that he didn't need any eggs. Maybe wouldn't need any all week. The distributor had eggs piling up at his warehouse. He told the huge egg farms that he didn't have any room for eggs would not need any for at least two weeks.

At the egg farm, the chickens just kept on laying eggs. To relieve the pressure, the huge egg farm told the distributor that they could buy the eggs at a lower price. The distributor said, " I don't have the room for the %$&^*&% eggs even if they were free".

The distributor told the grocery store owner that he would lower the price of the eggs if the store would start buying again. The grocery store owner said, "I don't have room for more eggs. The customers are only buying 2 or 3 eggs at a time. Now if you were to drop the price of eggs back down to the original price, the customers would start buying by the dozen again".

The distributors sent that proposal to the huge egg farmers but the egg farmers liked the price they were getting for their eggs but, those chickens just kept on laying.

Finally, the egg farmers lowered the price of their eggs. But only a few cents. The customers still bought 2 or 3 eggs at a time. They said, "when the price of eggs gets down to where it was before, we will start buying by the dozen."

Slowly the price of eggs started dropping. The distributors had to slash their prices to make room for the eggs coming from the egg farmers. The egg farmers cut their prices because the distributors wouldn't buy at a higher price than they were selling eggs for. Anyway, they had full warehouses and wouldn't need eggs for quite a while. And those chickens kept on laying.

Eventually, the egg farmers cut their prices because they were throwing away eggs they couldn't sell. The distributors started buying again because the eggs were priced to where the stores could afford to sell them at the lower price. And the customers starting buying by the dozen again.


Now, transpose this analogy to the gasoline industry.

What if everyone only bought $10.00 worth of gas each time they pulled to the pump? The dealer's tanks would stay semi full all the time.

The dealers wouldn't have room for the gas coming from the huge tank farms. The tank farms wouldn't have room for the gas coming from the refining plants. And the refining plants wouldn't have room for the oil being off loaded from the huge tankers coming from the oil fiends.

Just $10.00 each time you buy gas. Don't fill it up. You may have to stop for gas twice a week but, the price should come down.

Think about it. As an added note...When I buy $10.00 worth of gas that leaves my tank a little under quarter full.

The way prices are jumping around, you can buy gas for $2.65 a gallon and then the next morning it can be $2.15. If you have your tank full of $2.65 gas you don't have room for the $2.15 gas. You might not understand the economics of only buying two eggs at a time but, you can't buy cheaper gas if your tank is full of the high priced stuff.

Also, don't buy anything else at the gas station; don't give them any more of your hard earned money than what you spend on gas, until the prices come down..." just think of this concept for a while.

-Adapted from an email I recieved. I find it really intresting and it may work.

Serching for Happily Ever After...

HEA.. Happly Ever After. Does that really exists?

I have stumble across many anime and drama over the past few years, (What do you expect? I'm not intrested in Disney's Princesse's story) and I find many of these holding the term Happly ever after... Will that be a happly Ever After in Real Life?

It is a harsh world out there and finding that would be really hard... Especially when you are in a physically disadvantage... (T______T)

Sob... Sob... Anyway, how many believe Happly Ever After exist? As we can see many cases of Divorce, having a spare tyre and all sort of nasty things people would do...

Love is a simple thing... People tend to make it complex... And because of that, Happily Ever After won't be able to survive in this world.

I have a freind who is unfortunately suffer from a brain disease (Forgotten what the disease name..) He has difficulties on understanding, however, is statement ans his thinking was very straight.

Unlike many people who uses sarcastic and provocation, he goes straight to the point and withot any harmful words. When he felt hurt by others, he will boldly say it out. This stuff... You may say he is slow and unworthy to befreinded, but I believe, he is one of the most influencial people in my life...

Anyway, back to my topic, I believe if everyone thinks as straight as him, without hidden motives or hurtful kanguage...

Would Happily Ever After Exist?

Think about it...

The Tale of the Fake King

Dissclaimer: This story is "PURELY" Fiction, should any resembles the character of the story is MERE COINCIDENCE!!!

Once upon a time, there live an enthustiatic guy. Although he is no ruler of the land, but many people call him "the King"... (This is way much better than The Rock from WWE). Unknown for the reasons though. However, others call him the fake King.

For one thing he is loved by the vilagers is because his sense of justice. Many said his words can even take down the goverment if they did not do the right thing. Even the Black in that country love him.

But things got a bit off hand when one day...

There was one bastard call Mad Mail, or short form M&M. He is an influencial personal and loyal to the REAL KING. However, he made one Huge mistake.

M&M have a talk with the locals in a marketplace. One of his words became one of the hottest topic. "Hey **** Negro***, go BACK where you belong... (If this statement hurt anyone, I am seriously truly sorry...) And that has cause a lot of trouble and fighting.

This situation has brought to the high court of the castle, where the real King is the judge. After a strong debate, he announce M&M NOT GUILTY. So this situation has got the nation goes into chaos.. Well most of the nation.

The fake King also heard about this situation... He quickly think of an idea, to get back the justice that all nation desearve.

Fake King began to right many scrolls of protest and copied it. Then, he spread it throughout the city. All to find back the justice the people wanted.

Listen to this, the people began preotest against the Real King. Having to loose support, the Real King began to think of something ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT...

The next day, the Real King send out his Royal Guards to capture the FAKE KING... Without going through trial, he sentenced execution towards him. He also caught 2 other leader of the protest and do the same thing towards them.

SHOCKINGLY, after hearing the news, the citizen in that country did not PROTEST even more... Instead, they cease most of their protest. Because they know...

The Kings words are more powerful than law... So his words can overrule the real Law.


Now the moral of this story... If the citizen wakes up and protest the goverment, surely the King would release the Fake King and peace will be restored. It will be even better if M&M is caught and sentence to jail...


Disclaimer: I REAPEAT MY STATEMENT!!! This story is "pure fiction"... Should anything happen in reality, it is "MERE COINCIDENCE"!!!

The Grey side of people...

Life is always Black and White... When you have done good things, you are white. When you commit sins, you are Black. And it holds the key to determine whether your good or bad...

Not going to happen in this world baby!!!

There is always a Grey factor within each and every people... You think people help you just because they are in the White side??? Then you should socialize more... I have found out MOST of the people in this world is Grey.

Common question to appeared in your mind if YOU ARE GREY!!!
- Why should I help you?
- What benifits do I get after helping you?
- Will you belanja me after I help you?
- I'm sick of this people always seeking for my help...

If you have this kind of thought... Welcome to the grey side of life.

It is true sometimes it is extremely annoying to have a person bugging you all the times, however, the mentality of you should ignore the idea of GREY and help them sincerely.

Do as much as you can and you won't have a greyish mind...

So I would also put it this way...

You help me and I cover your back...

Hmm... Let's put it to today out goverment context...

Oops... I'll shut up for now... Don't want to get caught like the newsfolks in the newspaper.

Mooncake Fest+ Fashion sense = Not my style...

I always love mooncake festival... But this year is a complete different story...

After I have been stay in the "minority side" T_T ... Plus did not get any sipport from my juniors...T_T I have been "welcomed" to walk a fashion show.

The theme for it is Wild, funny and mooncake festival. Honestly, I have completely forgotten about the theme which put me into this situation.

I start to find back the old Merchant costume. Win Chan brainstorm me with a wonderful idea. If wear in a right place, I look rich. However, if I wear inside out... I MAY look poor. (Do not underestimate the power of MAY)

So I gather as much coloured paper and old cotton and start pasting it on my shirt (which is inside out). I start to wonder why the heck I'm doing this.

Then, I create my own lantern... (BTW, I suppose to be a poor kid) I found a water bottle and start to produce a poor kid lantern. It is pretty cool, having the candle stick inside the bottle while the bottle can be open in the middle.

However, what makes me really embarresed is the flower hat... The one which brings me down the humiliation lane. My mind (who is intrested in anime) thinks that one of the theme is cute.

I am soo dead...

The other competator was way much better than me, but to my proud, among the guys, I maybe the best... (gee... thanks for the cheering up) The winner is actally a girl, who wears a Muscle man outfit as her shirt with a lot of fake hair on her arm pit... She difinately conquer the fashion show... And I who ran out of topic... Completely mocked by the judge...

What a night... What a night..

But the other activities is cool though... Esecially the play. (I always wanted to see my Senpai in women's costume... And it is totally HILARIOUS!!!)

Sick... Sick... Sick...

Sidarthu, founder of Budhism, has once said... " Human will definately go through thse 4 pain phases... Birth, Old, Sick, Death" I am suffering one of it now...

For continuous 2 days, I absent to college... Say thank you to Durian Burung "rosak" air con facility. I was blown by the cold air the whole night and I forget to bring a jacket or a blanket... (Serves me right)

Tuesday was a horrible day... I can't stand it anymore... My nose is running around and playing with mucus... The eat within my body is growing... Making me Real HOT... I mean... I'm HOT!!! Air gushing out from my lungs and cause pain all around my throat...

Ahh... The Pain... The humiliation... The... (Lost of words...)

Wednesday... I can't get up from bed... My head spins... So much... The heat within me is increasing... Looks like Panadol did not work much. Time to call for... MC...

But things get worst when my fever rises rapidly... And Unable to even get up from bed...

Getting 2 days MC maybe one of the best thing that happens in the Worst Case Scenario... However, there is another even worse case coming up...

Thursday is my turn to shine on the debate table, however, MY condition did not get any better. Unable to go, my substitude ran for me and BOY... I'm gonn be toast by the whole class...

The series of unfortunate event occurs... And there is nothing I can do about it. That is the consequences of SICK!!!